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About Retro Encabulation

The encabulator began life in 1944 as a deadpan engineering in-joke: a mock technical paper describing a fictional machine assembled from "prefabulated amulite" and "panendermic semi-boloid slots," delivered in language so officially worded that it sounds authoritative right up until you realize none of it means anything.

It found a far wider audience on film, most famously in a Rockwell Automation training segment in which engineer and voice actor Mike Kraft pitches the "Retro Encabulator" with a perfectly straight face. That clip became a viral classic among engineers and is the spiritual ancestor of this project's name.

The bit lives on in cybersecurity, too: in 2023 SANS produced the ICS HyperEncabulator, featuring the same original performer, Mike Kraft, applying the same straight-faced technobabble to industrial control system security. This site borrows that spirit, taking the dense, acronym-laden jargon of tech and compliance and laying it out plainly.

The retroencabulation.com site is used by John Van Lowe (GitHub), aka "JVL," to share presentation information and slide decks from community engagements.

Recent Presentations and Event Details

Presentation Event Group City Date Links
Vigil Security Operations Center: Moving from Agentic to Autonomous SOC Stanford Applied Cyber Virtual (Station Austin, TX) Sep 25, 2026
AI Cyber Alliance Austin: AI & Security Deep Dive AI Cyber Alliance Austin, TX (ACC CGCS) Sep 2026
VigilSOC is Turning Purple AI Cyber Alliance Boston, MA Jul 2026
AI Workflow Night | AustinJS Meetup ATX JavaScript Austin, TX (Cloudflare, 405 Comal St) Jul 2026
The Agentic Battlefield: Red vs Blue Agents ACM Austin / IEEE Annual Community Showcase Austin, TX Jun 2026
The Agentic Battlefield: OSS Offense & Defense, Towards Full Autonomy AI Cyber Alliance San Francisco, CA Jun 2026
Don't Be That DEV! Infosec Edition ATX JavaScript Austin, TX May 2026
Agentic SOC Operations: OSS AI Tooling AIMUG (Austin LangChain AI Group) Austin, TX May 2026
OWASP Top 10 MCP & MSSS AIMUG (Austin LangChain AI Group) Austin, TX Apr 2026
Snow Shoe Hunting With GoLang ATX GoLang Meetup Austin, TX Feb 2026

Tech & Compliance Glossary

A reference point for standard industry terminology, regulations, and technologies.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Retro Encabulation and how does it relate to cybersecurity?

The encabulator originated in 1944 as a classic engineering parody describing mock machinery with authoritative-sounding technobabble, popularized by Mike Kraft in Rockwell Automation's Retro Encabulator video and SANS Institute's 2023 ICS HyperEncabulator. Retroencabulation.com flips this joke on its head: taking the dense, acronym-heavy jargon of cybersecurity, compliance regulations, and AI operations and demystifying it plainly with official standard citations.

What is the difference between an Agentic SOC and an Autonomic SOC?

An Agentic SOC relies on AI agents to assist human analysts with alert triage, enrichment, and correlation under Human-In-The-Loop (HITL) or Human-On-The-Loop (HOTL) models. In contrast, an Autonomic SOC achieves machine-speed defense through closed-loop automated investigation and remediation bounded by mathematical confidence scores, safety guardrails, and continuous false-positive feedback loops.

What is DeepTempo LogLM?

DeepTempo LogLM is an encoder-only neural foundation model trained directly on raw Netflow and syslog telemetry data. Rather than relying on rigid, pre-authored attack signatures, LogLM creates behavioral vector embeddings that enable detection of novel, zero-day threat sequences across enterprise and critical infrastructure networks.

Why are human security operators shifting to the White Team?

As autonomous agent swarms handle both automated offensive testing (Red Team) and machine-speed threat hunting (Blue Team), human operators cannot keep pace with sub-second alert triage. Human defenders therefore elevate to the White Team—overseeing rules of engagement, ethical governance, safety circuit-breakers, and operational deconfliction.

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